Cafe Martin

I am pleased to annouce the grand opening of Cafe Martin, here you can enjoy dining on a variety of foods prepared by our wonderful chefs. Chef Jaxson, chef Ella and their sous chef Daddy. The cafe offers a variety of wonderful foods such as homemade donuts, wonderful fresh vegetables and fruits, chicken, pizza, pasta, brownies, and rich creamy ice cream. The service here is excellent, however you may experience an occasional poopy diaper and frequent temper tanrums thrown by both of our head chefs. Fortunately these temper tantrums usually only last a few minutes, and they can sometimes be very entertaining. My favorite item at Cafe Martin is the wonderful brownies, I am a sucker for them and they are delicious. The pricing is very reasonable and they are open from 8:00 a.m. to 8:30 p.m. the restaurant does close at about 1:00 p.m. for around two hours for nap/quiet time. This time is necessary for the head chef's to keep the temper tantrums to a minimum, and for me as their "manager" to maintain some level of sanity. We look forward to serving you.
Warning: anyone with an allergy to plastic should not eat at Cafe Martin due to the fact that the wonderful food served here is plastic.

As you can see our chef's here at Cafe Martin are highly trained and VERY professional.