Shopping

After the dentist the kids and I went to the mall, if you want your kids to act like aliens from another planet, just take them to the mall. The second you walk through the doors, the transformation begins. Jaxson immediately thought that it was time to do everything mommy asked him NOT to do, although he did eat all of his pizza. After the kids/aliens had eaten their pizza we went into a store so that I could look for a pair of jeans. Jaxson's reaction when we walked into the store was "OH MOM! Dis is a GIRL store!" I informed him that I was well aware that it was a girl store, and that I am in fact a girl and that is why I wanted to come into the store. He looked at me and said "MOM, your a WOMAN!" Ella's reaction when we walked into the store was to start pulling all of the clothes off of the hangers that were within her reach. Then Jaxson decided that it was a good time to start making REALLY obnoxious noises in his sisters face, not only was this making his sister mad, but people were looking at me like I was nuts. One lady in particular was giving me dirty looks, and stuck her nose up in the air and walked past me pushing a stroller with her son in it. I quickly returned the dirty look, and shortly after she looked at me like I had NO idea how to handle my children, her precious perfect little boy started screaming at the top of his lungs. HA! Serves her right for looking at me that way! In the dressing room Jaxson would not stop sticking his head under the dressing room door, and then trying to open the dressing room door. Thank goodness I stopped him before the door flew open. Then in another store Jaxson was laying on a table in the display window and when I went to get him off of the table, Ella started grabbing shirts off of a table as fast as she could, and then went for the display with all of the jewelry on it. Fortunately for the jewelry I stopped her before she could do too much damage. Im sure the whole mall was happy when the Martin alien children left!